A fork of Rural Dictionary
People with kick ass movies, food, shows, men, style and most hospitable of all enthic pplz
if you enter there house they will ask you if you would like something to eat until you it eat or they will force you to by putting it in front of your face and then you cant resist
Real Italians hate fake annoying guidos like the GOTTIS
PROS: Gifted. Literate. Very amiable and friendly. Brooklyn accent. The Yankees. New York. Da Vinci and Michaelangelo. The Renaissance. Italians have the most perfect girls in the world. Ferrari. Lamborghini. Nice tan. HELL YEA the best dark slicked hair. HELL YEA the best food, perfect noses, THE MAFIA. Admit it. You love the mob. We got cousin Vinny, uncle Joey. I'd rather be named "Tony" or "Mike" or "Phil" than Al-Muhammad or Simba or Jorge or Shinequa or Tyrese. Football (that's soccer for you idiots). Descendants of the Romans, the most influential people in the history of ever. YOU OTHER W. EUROPEAN JERK-OFFS WOULDNT HAVE THE CULTURES YOU HAVE NOW IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE ROMANS. YOU MEHICANS TOO, BROTTAS CUS YOU CAME FROM JA SPANISH. AND EGYPTIANS TOO.
CONS: Don Vito from Viva La Bam (what a disgrace to Italians everywhere).
America is blessed to be filled with Italians! Anyone ever had rigatoni with meat sauce and chopped broccoli in a lemon-vinegar sauce on the side. You gotta try that shit.
People who can make any food delicious, without having to use sugar
Have you tried that Irish guys dish? Give the recipe to an Italian he will fix it.
italian, proud honest valued good people , the best food in all the land and have the worst temper imaginable. do not fuck with us. "salute" to any other italians reading this.
family orriented good natured people of italy or scicly.sono fiero essere italiano
1.) People of the nation Italy.
2.) The center of the Renaissance, which brought Europe out of the Dark Ages.
3.) Makers of fine automobiles.
4.) Hot chicks.
5.) And a badass bowl of pasta.
6.) Got taken over by that cockless son of a bitch, Mussolini, who got his when his ass was HANGED FROM A LIGHTPOST after some Italians decided they'd had enough of his shit.
7.) Not hairy, retards.
8.) Yeah, we do kick ass, thank you.
The Irish and Scots disrespectin' us again? Get my tommy gun Tony...
I'm only 25% italian. I wish i was more. but italian is the biggest part of me.