A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some butters guy/giraffe, has gaps in teeth,pulls girls but gets dumped weeks later. Smelly breathe and smelly balls and also has a small dick.
"This ify guy is lanky AF and has a long neck, worst of all he's yellow like a banana."
A black chick who will most likely grow up to be a B-rated stripper and pole dancer at a gentleman's club. An Ify is someone who does not have a dad, and because of a lack of guidance, will drop out of school at an early age. (like 5th grade). Ify is very conflicted, so if you dont want her to cut herself in the bathtub, make sure to compliment her on her appearance every day, even though you are lying.
I told Ify she looks great today. Probably saved about a pint of blood.
Guy 1: Had to work double shift yesterday cause the other guy decide to not show up!
Guy 2: ify man...
Irritable fucking idiot syndrome
I have ifis cause working with fucking idiots