A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Program some school district retards created to make us feel like we are living in hell. Also know as being severely depressed and makes you have suicidal thoughts. If you have Iready consult your local therapist today.
"I have Iready today." Bob
"Dang you are gonna die to that program" Joe
It's the result of a suicide rope and a PC.Its terrible.Need more time on iready?Do it while your playing fortnite.It sucks
Iready is cyber suicide.
used early on in elementary starting in 3rd grade. Most famous known method of torture and suffering, it is the 1# most feared Death Row sentence only used on the most severe offenders. Some say the creator of this horrific site has committed sudoku via taking a diagnostic and doing a lesson. Side effects include, Suicidal thoughts, Failure, Low self-esteem, Depression, and chronic headaches.
"ay yo what we doin in the english class?"
"taking an iready diagnostics followed up by doing 5 passing lessons"
"Bruh"
A common form of torture among lazy modern math and ELA teachers who want to fill their class time.
"Mrs. Martinez just assigned 5 iready lessons!"
"Oh well, time to commit seppuku"
some shit ass website that you do every single day until you die from k-12
Teacher: lets do our iready
Student: that means its time to flip a desk over and run
Teacher: understandable