A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.
Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation
Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!
An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.
Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!