Country Dictionary

Jalop is a term used by the elitist shitheads that read Jalopnik to describe themselves. Jalops have a sheer hatred of SUVs, old Cadillacs, America, and anything mildly luxurious. Jalops think anyone who doesn't drive a Miata or motorcycle should be shot for attempting to own something mildly practical.

Hey Jalop, can you pop the hood?
Naw, I don't know how. Hey, wait, this is a Tahoe. I'm gonna get my boyfriend and we're gonna piss on it together.

A really shitty automobile

"Chippy's car is a complete jalope"

To smack or attack someone with a penis.

*thwack*
I just jaloped you!

a dumb or goofy person

your a jalop for locking the keys in the car.

Jumping, and hopping.

"Man, jalopping is such a workout."

being greedy over food or too damn big

There is no reason you should’ve that much on yo tray it’s giving jalop

boobies. used by Pablo Francisco.

check out her jalops!