A fork of Rural Dictionary
Yet another insulting term for Jews (or anyone for that matter). Usually applied to the situation in which you are denied something and you end up getting pissed off.
"Hey man, do you think I could borrow a few condoms from you? I'm out."
"Heeellll no man!! I need them bitchez tonight!"
".....Fuckin Jewfish."
People who play WoW (World of Warcraft) way to much and do not have a life because of their addiction to it.
Dave you are such a Jewfish. You should be going out with us tonight.
one who looks like a typical jew; big nose, dark curly hair
Chris: I don't think we're in the mountains anymore.
Anthony: Why not?
Chris: Check out all the Jewfish!
Anthony: Whats with the hats?
Chris: I dont know...
David: Shabbat Shalom!
Anthony: Shit...we wandered into a synagogue.
1. Reluctant to spend or give; stingy.
2. A person regarded as sneaky or treacherous.
3. One who deliberately takes advantage of others.
1. Why do you disappear every time it's your turn to buy a round you jewfish mutha?
2. How come you're always comin' 'round the weekend I get paid you jewfish snitch?
Vigorously master bating while eating jewfish stew
Jack had fun choking the jewfish last night
A large grouper native to the tropical Atlantic and Gulf of Mexico.
The earliest source we know of for the name of the species is from the Oxford English Dictionary, which quotes from a book published in 1697, entitled 'A New Voyage Round the World,' by the famed explorer, William Dampier.
In the book, Dampier logs his expedition to Jamaica, where he encounters Jews (who are an extreme minority, as they are in most other nations), who favor a certain type of fish - the jewfish - which they consider to be the grandest kosher fish.
Kosher, because it has both fins and scales, and the grandest, because it is by far the largest kosher fish around, as it is in the Florida's Keys (second to only the shark, when including all fishes). The quote from the OED is: "The Jew-fish is a very good Fish, and I judge so called by the English, because it hath Scales and Fins, therefore a clean Fish, according to the Levitical Law."
The once proudly named Jewfish is now called a Goliath Grouper because South Florida ultra uptight and PC Jews have gotten so lost in being irrationally upset about everything that they no longer care to remember their own heritage and thus demand that the name Jewfish, which is one of the world's grandest kosher fish and originally named by local Jews that ate it, is somehow anti-semitic and culturally insensitive to them.