Country Dictionary

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Jingleberries

When a man is having sex with a woman with an excess of butthair, and he unloads his jizz into the butthair. After a short amount of time, the jizz hardens and forms jingleberries.

Girl 1: Man I had sex with this guy last night, and now my butthair is stuck together.

Girl 2: Did you check if you have Jingleberries?

by The Creek 31 February 10, 2011

jingleberry

The little ass shit berries that hang off of your rectum while you are taking a crap.

Last night I had a huge jingleberry that wouldn't come off while I was taking a shit

by homestepo November 12, 2014

Jingleberry

Another term for a testicle during a time of festivities.

While setting up the nativity scene, I fell on top of the ceramic baby Jesus and hurt my jingleberry.

by Gently Touched February 10, 2017

jingleberry

An adverting jingle that gets stuck in your head. An unwanted piece of music that it is harder to shake than a dingleberry stuck to your short hairs. A tune wedgie or earwig with commercial purposes.

What's that you are humming?

Oh man. I was watching football all weekend and now I got a Chevy Truck jingleberry. "It is OUR country...." Just shoot me.

by david Somers March 09, 2007

Jingleberry

When a dog or cat has a dingleberry as a result of eating Christmas things such as tinsel or ribbon.

(Cat runs by with dingleberry hanging out)
Bob: Is that tinsel?
Joe: Yep, must be a Jingleberry.

by imaginarypoet December 22, 2009

jingleberries

A name for the fans/followers of the internet personality Jinclops.

Jeffrey joyfully jangles Jinclops's jingleberries.

by J1NCL0PS May 02, 2016

jingleberry

a Dingleberry during the Christmas holidays.

Man, I sat on the bowl on Christmas eve with a jingleberry. I thought I would never get rid of it.

by Mr. JMA December 08, 2006