A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something very annoying that Joe (Basic White Nerd) does on a regular basis. This includes, but is not limited to, thinking he is a professional rapper, trying to downplay his severe nerdiness and thinking he is black.
Joe: "What's up rassclaat, I make musical art"
Anyone Nearby: "Fucking hell that was such a Joeism"
The religious beliefs of a group of teenage suburbanite males named Joe. Based on the belief that being named Joe, ironically, makes you far superior to "your average Joe". Pillars of this religion include disbelief in typical organized religion, excessive amounts of intoxicants (namely tobacco and alcohol), mountain dew, skateboarding and women. Typically the life of every party especially the ones they threw. The guys people wanted to be around and follow blindly. #Joeism #GetLikeJoe #WhatWouldJoeDo
Those dudes used to be super basic, they must have recently found Joeism.
A term to describe behavior when person starts to neglect all academic duties in order to pursue physical fitness and excellence in order to achieve peak masculinity. People who follow joeism usually avoids all social interactions with excuse "U subotu imam natjecanje, nemogu van" (I have competition in sathurday, I cannot go our )
Andreas: Will Slonjsak go out tommorow?
Viktor: No he has to train.
Andreas: Ohh, he follows his supid joeism