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Jonathans

A posh name for a "Jondoms" or "Jonnies", widely known as condoms.

A guy walks into a pharmacy: "Hello shopkeep, a pack of your finest Jonathans please."

by Tom O'Brien January 06, 2006

Jonathans

British slang term for diarrhea. Most likely a variation on colloquial term "the trots", derived from the English cricketer Jonathan Trott

I had the Jonathans this morning.

by pamelajamsamwitch June 02, 2011

Jonathan

The realest nigga I know

Jonathan gave me a pop tart at lunch one time in the 2nd grade

by PS4 is hella gay October 24, 2019

Jonathan

Handsome. Strong leader, expressive, devoted, guilty of tunnel vision and not letting anyone get in his way of getting what he wants. He has high expectations of others and of himself. Passionate about causes. Sensitive but tries hard to hide it. Loves to laugh and have a good time. Hates drama. Changes his mind over and over until he is sure. Has a temper. Plans for everything, and worries about the things he can't control or plan for. Great guy who others look up to.

Jonathan is a great guy!

by jhgfghfdfhj October 11, 2013

Jonathan

Jonathan is an unstoppable force of nature- he is driven, determined, and passionate about achieving success and happiness. He pushes through tough times and maintains a positive attitude and smile at all times. He is funny, witty, and almost capable of putting a smile on the people that surround him. He cares passionately about the people he loves and is willing to always go out of his way to make sure they are safe, happy, and taken care of. Even when you think he may not be thinking about you, he is. Jonathan is the greatest friend you can ask for. He will push you to be the greatest version of yourself that you can be. He will drive and inspire you to achieve your dreams and goals. If you have found a Jonathan and managed to have him in your life, don't let him go. He is a diamond, a gem... the rarest of sorts.

Jonathan inspired me to reach my dream of becoming a doctor!

by BFriendIndeed July 14, 2019

jonathan

Jonathan is an awesome guy. He is a guy that will do anything for his family and friends. he knows exactly how to make you happy and can get you to laughing at any time. Jonathan knows how to have fun and is a really funny guy. He is really happy all the time and if he isnt smiling then you should know that something is wrong.

Jonathan

by Amara_04 February 10, 2018

Jonathan

Jonathan is one of those guys that you just can't stay mad at. He is incredibly sweet, cute, and kind. Jonathan has the most gorgeous eyes! Usually hazel or green. And writes poems and story's like its nobody's business. He is an amazing writer and an even better boyfriend! He will make you happy no matter what and will always put a smile on your face. Not only is he naturally funny, clever, and adorable, But he is sensitive and sarcastic. He has a cute smile and a personality girls just love! He has a girlfriend and she is very happy with him.

Girlfriend: Gah look at this text! Jonathan is so sweet!

by awwwww February 09, 2013