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Comes from the street term for heroin, and associated with an addiction or craving. Not affiliated with 'keeping up with the jones'.
It's Friday night and I'm jonesing for a drink! She was jonesing him at the concert.
The act of submitting a change to a Git repository by making significantly more commits than necessary because you want to get more green on your GitHub profile
"I better update all my projects' license files since it's 2017 and I'm jonesing for that green!" "Dude, half of your commits for this PR are fixing formatting. There's keeping your code clean, and then there is blatantly jonesing!"
When an MLB player gets signed a big contract or a contract in general and doesn't do jack shit for their team. Derived from Andruw Jones who signed a 2 year $45 million contract for the Dodgers and didnt do shit.
Juan Uribe with 2 World Series signed with the Dodgers is Jonesing it up with them in 2012 hitting .190
(V) The act of posing by turning sideways placing your left arm fingers together pointing straight out slightly elevated, while similtaneously placing the right hand next to the right shoulder elbow sticking out with the same positioning. Usually done when one is in the presence of house music. See: Jones, Jonesin
Are you Jonesing?
2. When one person slowly walks into another's space while they are walking together. Named after Josh "Fetus" Jones.
"Quit Jonesing me, this is why I hate going to the mall with you."
The act of browsing through a friend's personal belongings in order to find something to steal for one's own profit.
"Weston! Why are you jonesing through my desk? That's not your business"