A fork of Rural Dictionary
Combination of a Joke and a Juke, used when someone turns a roast-styled joke, back around onto the person who's using it, essentially "juking" the original joker's roast. Can also be used for turning an innocent statement/question back around onto the speaker as a roast.
John: Bob is uglier than a blobfish crossed with a mole-rat.
Bob: That's not what ur mom said last night...
Sarah: Oooooohhhh, John just got jooked!
jookes;adj.
an exclamation used to express any feeling of extreme intensity.
i.e. happiness, excitement, fear, anxiety, loneliness.
"jookes. my hair's falling out from all this bleach!"
verb
to jook:
to hook something or someone up with something
to jook from someone:
to take/steal something from someone.
(give it to me)
>Jook me up!
(yeah, give it to him)
>Yeah, jook him up real phat.
and kids: you must remember to jook people up adequately, lest ye be jooked from.
Jook is a jamacian term for a type of dance. It is like grindin only the girl is way more wild, rubbin her vagina all over ur high thigh and also with legs wrapped around the mans waist. Like wild crazy sex with clothing on
wad da bumba clot lets jook gal