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Keough

While at a bar, the act of saying something so off the wall to a chick that it leaves you and your friends around you instantaniously no chance of scoring.

Kurt: Joe, this is my friend Sarah.
Joe: So Sarah, you going to give me a blowjob tonight or what?
EXAMPLE: Last night at the bar Joe was such a Keough it ruined any chances I had with scoring with that hot chick.

by bert digler April 09, 2007

Keough

Ke·ough verb. (key'O)
The act of fondling another man's genitals with your tongue or nose.

Dude, that guy so wanted to Keough my fucking nuts.

by PompanoRyan August 08, 2005

seton keough

An all girls high school which execpts some of the dumbests, annoying, and dramatic bitches, sluts, whores, hoes, liers, and much more. They also have a horrible soccer team. There is a lot better schools out there.

my friends go to seton keough, and I pretty much just described them

by soccerplayya:) December 13, 2010

Simon Keough-Jack

Simon Keough Jack is also a name for a shit YouTuber. Probably in debt and mushroom hair. Also has the potential to be mistaken for a fat lesbian.

This YouTuber is such a simon Keough-Jack

by Wancle June 22, 2018

Simon Keough Jack

A Simon keough Jack is a shit name , but as soon as you see this person you realise.. ‘wow he has a hedge on his head’ often mistaken for a fat lesbian.

Side note : usually in debt.

Don’t be like Simon.

I met Simon Keough Jack today.. I feel good about myself now

by Qwertyuiii April 28, 2018