A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A man who assumes they are the shit, especially with the ladies, even though they are the opposite and probably get rejected a lot.
2. A woman who comes across as a slut, such as their dress sense and flirting, because they think it is attractive.
That bitch out there on the street corner is a ketch.
The best way to abbreviate "ketchup". Using this will make you an instant cool guy.
"hey can you pass the ketch?"
"yeah!" *whispers to other friend nearby* "that guy is so cool"
a term used to insult a friend when they are behaving in a disgusting manner, possibly ladish or yobbish. However it's used in a humorous way and only applied to friends.
1. Oi stop ketching about.
2. why you acting like such a ketche?
3. you dirty little ketche!!