Country Dictionary

Kett

Northern English slang for sweets.

Give the bairn some kett

Kett

Quite simply, Kett = Shit.

Big Brother is complete, total fucking kett.

kett

Useless or unwanted items:rubbish.(Yorkshire, England)

You can hardly move in here,lets get rid of all this kett.

John Kett

A figure of blame. If something has gone wrong, it invariably is John Kett's fault.

A John Kett can also be someone who enjoys drinking normal drinks, but whilst on fire. See - Flaming pint.

I can't believe the Conservatives are reducing Child Allowance - I know, I blame John Kett.

"My God! That man's pint of lager is on fire!"
"I know, he's doing a John Kett."

Kett

Kett/Ketty/Ketted/Ketter means something's about to happen, something bad or dumb.

Bro is ketted