A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guy who wants a loyal girl to cook for him. But is a sly guy who doesn’t like commitment.
‘God look at Jordan he is so kitching’ ‘Why is that guy treating that girl like that it is so kitching’
KITCHING is if you laugh very strangely at something that isnt that funny. To KITCH is to laugh strangely. A KITCHER is a person who laughs strangely.
Somebody reads a poster that says,"Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me." a KITCHER then starts KITCHING
To kill the vibe or joke very intensely
Bro you deadass kitched it
A style of decorative art and design in which ordinary objects with vintage appeal, "old-fashioned" characteristics or banal usefulness feature prominently. Clutter, trite sayings, kitchen utensils and homey objects appeal as "kitchy".
dish towels embroidered with the days of the week, hand-painted or decopage wooden boxes, aprons, cutsie baby figurines
Some questions to ask yourself when wondering if something is kitch are: "Is it tacky?" "Does it serve any practical purpose?" and finally "Does it devalue someone or something that is extremely famous or valued?" If the answers to these questions are: "yes, no, yes," then it is probably kitch.
Kitch would be like a loin cloth with Barack Obama's face on it (a souvenir my friend received from Africa). Some other examples would be: a bobble-head Mono Lisa, a velvet coloring page of Elvis Presley, or a tea set with the Twighlight characters on it. They don't have to encompass something famous but they often times do. Those paintings with the fairies or dolphins amid a glowing sunset are kitch, and so are spoons made out of antlers.