A fork of Rural Dictionary
Klunke is a name referred to a person that is significantly homo. Somebody who enjoys the act of "klunking" his penis inside that of another man's penis. It is referred sometimes as sword fighting. A Klunke is a someone who is traumatized by an act in early childhood and tries to fill the ever growing emotional void with gay intercourse.
Sadly our uncle touched him when he was a kid, so he decided to become a Klunke.
It means poop.
The reason it's called that is because it's the sound that poop makes when it lands in the water.
(Definition from maze runner)
"You look like a pile of klunk!"
getting in trouble at work, written up or fired. Mostly used as "I got klunked"
i came into work late today and got klunked
when something/someone is sub par or doesnt meet expectations or breaks down. Also can be used to describe a feeling or state of mind.
"hey dude, your car is pretty klunks"
"hey im not feeling too well today....i feel klunks"
The sound made by a metaphorical lead balloon as it lands on the ground symbolising the way in which an unfunny joke has gone down.
Knock Knock
Who's There
Doctor
Doctor Who
Exactly
Klunk !