A fork of Rural Dictionary
The actual name is 'smegma' found behind the foreskin, it usually smells and is fairly stringy and usually yellow in colour
Yjan pulled back his foreskin, only to reveal to his boyfriend matt,that he had a tonne of knobcheese
1: This 'cheese' stuff that's under your knob if you're a lazy prick and don't shower 2: Derogatory, used when someone is being a dumbass or just to put someone down.
STFU you knobcheese!
The world's premier porno-punk-thrash-love-ballad band. Formed in 1985 and disbanded again shortly afterwards. Wrote the award winning Album A Pile of Shit. Can also refer to the fragrant twangy under-foreskin cheese-like delicious on a cracker spread.
Christ I enjoyed that bit of Knobcheese. I only wish it were louder.
there was a young mouse called keith, who bit a mans knob with his teeth, it wasnt for leisure, or sexual pleasure, but to get to the cheese beneath
chris is a knobcheese
(also bell end brie, helmetdale) the smelly dirty shit found under the foreskin of tramps and other scum
"...that guy been in that room for weeks. I bet hes fulla knobcheese..."