A fork of Rural Dictionary
A human size version of the classic gnome. Often found naked and hiding in bushes. Has an infectious laugh that turns everyone into a gibbering mess. They are difficult to understand unless you are drunk. Hates people with orange hair, ginger biscuits and names beginning with the letter W.
'That knome I saw last night kicked me because I was ginger and called Will'
A sexy supergod. Quintessentially snaz and undoubtedly the sharpest dresser in any crowd. Often comes with a pedigree of broken-mischief, such as violence towards (theiving) girls, but this all adds to the effect. A "knome" or whatever is in essence cool (sub-zero even)! N.B. Definietly NOT gay! (i fancy fiona... oh shit the games up)
a "gwodling" whatever or whoever that is