A fork of Rural Dictionary
Your friendly neighbourhood whiner with the usually unshaven beard and bad beer breath. Comes complete with hot European girlfriend and big time public kissing. Speaks with albeit a screwed up accent and is infamous for bad pronunciation of English words. A budding sportsman and self proclaimed legend of basketball.
"Dude you seen that new guy? He's a total Krisztian!"
"Yeah look at that guy taking a layup - that's just so Krisztian."
"God that guy sucks so hard at math I swear he's a Krisztian."
(n): a being from an undetermined planet who takes the form of a Romanian with a sweating problem; acts very strangely in public. Krisztian's can be located by listening for the term, "Do you even ____ bro?" which is their signature phrase. Spits everywhere.
(v): the act of ruining a joke with a phrase that has little relevancy to the subject at hand and/or is completely random
(n): Dude, do you think Krisztian will ever make it back to his home planet? You think it would've happened by now!
(v): Oh my gosh, dude. You Krisztian the joke EVERY TIME!!!