A fork of Rural Dictionary
An acronym for Lick My Cunt, commonly used on the internet.
"LMC, beeeeatch!" Said the jealous girl with oral herpes.
Meaning "like my cock." Used mostly in speech, rather than on the internet. The term was first coined by the infamous rolldogs.
"Wow, today has been really long and hard, LMC!" or "Dude, I left your guitar hero controller in the hot car and now it's curved, LMC!"
Last-Minute Charlie (or Charlotte). When you're on a bus and the bus is ready to leave, you'll often see these people running to catch the bus. Very annoying when you're in a hurry and the green light is about to change to red.
Damn! I'm late for work and we've got the green light but there are five LMC's coming up. We'll be stuck for five minutes when the light changes!
LMC or Last Minute Christian. people who spend their entire lives sinning and hurting others and generally just being terrible, who, at the last minute, accept Jesus Christ as their lord and savior, thereby going to heaven in a glaring loophole.
Wow, this politician spent his whole career denying citizens civil rights, education health care, and even food, but he accepted Jesus on his death bed, so as a LMC he's set