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Le Mans Prototype. They are specifically built for use in the Le Mans 24h, and are the successors to the earlier Group C cars. Some notable cars include the Audi R8, Bentley Speed 8, Ferrari 333SP, Toyota GT-One, and the famous "flying" Mercedes-Benz CLR.
You can buy your own LMP...for about $5 million.
means Last Message Please, used after going offline unexpectedly due to various reasons and coming back online after missing the previously sent message
John: I had so much fun at the party Jane: (offline) John: You there? Jane: *LMP
Leck meinen Penis (German) Lick my penis (english) colloquial for "suck my dick"
ey LMP..it's so fuckin hot wow lmp this girl is hooottt