A fork of Rural Dictionary
Low Pod Bitches. A pod(or common dorm area) of woman who drink wine and share secrets with one another. Qualifications to be an LPB squad are groupme exclusive chats, a Dick Pics (Male version of LPB) group to keep you sane, and white zinfandel or wine coolers. Thirsty Thursday, otherwise known as Girls Night, is mandatory.
Billy: Hey Justin, where are the LPB's today? Justin: What day is it again? Billy: Thursday night. Justin: Oh its Girls Night they are probably getting krunk. Kristen: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LPB GIRLS NIGHT!
"I wish Dwayne would just get the balls to ask me out, he's such an LPB."
Low Ping Bastard Term found in multiplayer online games, namely first person shooters, to define players with a low latency. Also used as an insult by players with inferior internet connections.
"I own LPBs all the time at LAN parti..." *click* followed by dailing noises