A fork of Rural Dictionary
Low Ping Bastard Term found in multiplayer online games, namely first person shooters, to define players with a low latency. Also used as an insult by players with inferior internet connections.
"I own LPBs all the time at LAN parti..." *click* followed by dailing noises
Low Pod Bitches. A pod(or common dorm area) of woman who drink wine and share secrets with one another. Qualifications to be an LPB squad are groupme exclusive chats, a Dick Pics (Male version of LPB) group to keep you sane, and white zinfandel or wine coolers. Thirsty Thursday, otherwise known as Girls Night, is mandatory.
Billy: Hey Justin, where are the LPB's today? Justin: What day is it again? Billy: Thursday night. Justin: Oh its Girls Night they are probably getting krunk. Kristen: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LPB GIRLS NIGHT!
"I wish Dwayne would just get the balls to ask me out, he's such an LPB."