A fork of Rural Dictionary
A common mis-spelling for laptop, generally made by young people.
"the young girl loves her labtop"
Lab•top started with high school/college kids in the 90s as a slang for laptop. When you went to school and used a laptop in your lab class you would put it on top of the lap table; calling it a lab•top. It was also a way to point out the smart rich kids that had them. “People” with lower income would call them “Labtops” meaning something smart people used for their smart classes like “lab”. Lower educated people kept it going for decades. For my lower income people I love you but it’s laptop.
Look at them geeks in their class with their labtops!
A word that inexperienced college freshmen (most often girls) call their new laptops.
College Freshman: I just got my new labtop, it's awesome! Experienced Geek: Laptop. College Freshman: Yeah, that's what I said! Labtop!
What wannabe thugs and other ghetto people call laptops. Also used by ignorant white people. When one says labtop, the "a" is usually excessively stressed.
I just got me a new laaaabtop. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Ghetto person: "Can you fix my laaaabtop?" Me: "Sorry, I don't work on labtops." Ghetto person: "What you mean you don't work on laaaabtops?" Me: "I don't work on ficticious items. Now if you have a LAPtop, I can fix that." Ghetto person: "That's what I said, laaaabtop." Me: "*looks down with hand over eyes and shakes head* Gimme the fucking computer."
a dog that can used to be surf the internet and/or post random drunken threads on siccness. usually can be walked using an ethernet leash. kicks it around east 27th in Oakland
MAN MY FUCKING SCREEN IS CRACKED ON MY LABTOP AT THE BOTTOM ITS NOT PHYSICALLY CRACKED BUT YOU KNOW THE SCREEN IS FUCKED UP MY DRUNK ASS NEIGHBOR WE OFF HELLA HENNSY AND A MICKY'S why dose it take forever to download albums from my labtop i am using wireless and winwar its not hell shit on here its just when i try to dl album or song the shit says hella hours and have to cancel anybody know why this is ? a this nigga labtop speakers dont work what do i have to download to get sound on his shit one love the goon says thanks in advance lol