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Lamington

cake sponge coconut chocolate Australia An Australian created cake for all occasions. A square sponge, usually stale coated in chocolate and sprinkled with coconut. Rumour has it a man dropped his spongecake into the gravy by accident, and threw it over his shoulder, where it landed in a bowl of coconut, or peanut butter. A servent who saw this when he/she was cleaning after the meal, decided to substitute the gravy with Chocolate and it became a well known loved snack for generations to come.

I ate a lamington after dinner. My lamington has too much coconut and not enough chocolate. Why is this lamington so dry?

by The~Apprentice~ July 16, 2006

Lamington

The art of taking a shit and then jerking off and shooting semen all over said shit. The sprinkling of jizz resembling the coconut sprinkles on a lamington. A true lamington can be achieved after ingesting pepto bismol as it makes your shit a dark black colour.

Rob: How was your shit mate? Bruce: Mate it was so amazing that I turned it into a lamington

by ShootDog McRooballs December 13, 2016

Lamingtons

A tasty treat commonly found in Australia and New Zealand. Lamingtons became very famous when australian vlogger natalie tran other wise known as communitychannel promised over a year ago that she would make a video about Lamingtons. Since then no sign of a lamingtons video which angers most of her viewers.

Nat where are my lamingtons. Nat where the fuck are the lamingtons Lamingtons video? What the fuck its been over a year where is the lamingtons video.

by Communitychannelroxs May 25, 2010

lamington

Australian food. Traditional small sponge cake squares covered in chocolate icing and sprinkled with coconut.

I ate a lamington today.

by Alexil February 04, 2006

lamingtons

A delicious chocolate cake to rub over australian youtuber, aka the girl that pretends she has a life by making up lame scenarios for other lame people people to watch, communitychannel's naked body.

1. Nat where are my lamingtons?

by saralikesdaisies January 08, 2010

lamington

the reason y i'm so fat

each time i fucked ur mum... she gave me a lamington

by Mr. Nude Twister December 22, 2003

Lamington Slammington

The act of compressing a lamington with your hands and then trying to consume it all in one mouthful.

"Zak do the lamington slammington". Zak proceeded to launch lamington everywhere like a grotty cunt in an attempt to consume it.

by MobiusFuel August 06, 2020