Country Dictionary

The art of excess drinking, normally resulting in a blackout, that has you so plastered you drop the P.

Person 1: "Hey, remember when John drank eleven beers in 40 minutes and ended up face down in the front yard the other night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man! He was so Lastered."

Someone who thinks they are a Hipster but in fact are one of the last people to find out about a “new” trend.

Mike is such a laster, look he thinks dalgona coffee is such a new trend - mike(pronounced miche) says while sipping Dalgona 2.0

Mistype of the word later, then an insistence that it really is a word, possibly something suggestive.

I will tell you laster tonight, if you are good

one of the famous ship on ARA that last longer than any real relationships out there.

I'm a Laster baby wit'cha bra -RM

retard

person 1: yo look at that guy, such a retard
person 2: yea he's a complete evan laster

A total douche fag, typically a brian laster has a very tiny cock and enjoys receiving anal sex more than the average gay male.

Man that guy is a total brian laster

Owning a cheap, economic, fuel friendly vehicle and acting as though it is an Indy F1 car or a vehicle with much higher horsepower and supporting modifications.

Y'all seen that dude with the Camry down the street? Boy been Lastering.