A fork of Rural Dictionary
The art of excess drinking, normally resulting in a blackout, that has you so plastered you drop the P.
Person 1: "Hey, remember when John drank eleven beers in 40 minutes and ended up face down in the front yard the other night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man! He was so Lastered."
person 1: yo look at that guy, such a retard
person 2: yea he's a complete evan laster
A total douche fag, typically a brian laster has a very tiny cock and enjoys receiving anal sex more than the average gay male.
Man that guy is a total brian laster
Owning a cheap, economic, fuel friendly vehicle and acting as though it is an Indy F1 car or a vehicle with much higher horsepower and supporting modifications.
Y'all seen that dude with the Camry down the street? Boy been Lastering.