A fork of Rural Dictionary
to fail to make people enjoy or be interested in something.
Our first two sketches got big laughs, but the next two laid an egg. (Lay an egg used in the past tense, laid an egg)
To defecate. Can be used by either a man or woman, but is more funny when used by a man.
"scuse me, wheres the can? I gotta go lay an egg"
Similar to the phrase "take a lap". When someone does something extremely stupid, you tell them to go "lay an egg". The person will either laugh, or feel embarrassed while his/her friends laugh at them.
Carly: When's July 4th? Jennie: Go lay an egg.
to do something poorly, usually regarding some sort of physical activity; bomb it
I'm gonna lay an egg during our mile run today.
Another word for taking a shit
Aye bro I’m gonna go lay an egg
to poop your pants; to fart; a stinky bowel movement.
"Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg" Clearly, by "laying an egg," the writers of this song meant that Batman was smelly because Robin had shit his pants in the Batmobile.