A fork of Rural Dictionary
Lochie is a extremely nice person. He is very sweet and supportive. He is a very good kisser and knows how to make a girl blush. He is a extremely good story teller and very imaginative. Not to metion how fucking hot he is. He can probably get anygirl girl he wants. And he has a fucking sexy body and a sexy voice.
Who is that? That's lochie he is totally fucking sexy.
Funny as fuck. Extremely smart when he concentrates- which is never- and is very distracting. Very annoying but a great trustworthy mate. He'd be the kid to write qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp in the teacher's computer.
Lochie is so irritating. Yeah but he is so funny.
A Lochie is someone who loves cars. However a Lochie loves cars in a way to sexual way. Don't let them near your car or they will start fucking it. A lochie also likes fucking turtles. They are very short and unreliable.
Lochie singing to random car: The machine of a dream, such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin', and the hubcaps all gleam When I'm holding your wheel All I hear is your gear With my hand on your grease gun Mmm, it's like a disease, son I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile Get a grip on my boy racer roll bar Such a thrill when your radials squeal
one of the most nicest human beings of all time, very good looking and intelligent. Great at sports and neve gives up.
“Oh look it’s lochie . The one who never gives up the one who is always positive , and loves sport”