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A negative notifier. If you disapprove of anything or if it makes you sick, it's 'lochness'.

- "Jimmy blew wind right in front of me in math class today... so I yelled 'LOCHNESS!' in his ear"
- "So my dad drives a hummer, and I'm like 'dad', 'hummer', same sentence?... ew, that's lochness"
- "The <insert favorite team here> just lost again! They are so lochness right now"
- "I do believe that I was so frightened that I lochnessed myself"

A lake leading out to the via narrow passage. Used in Scotland and Eire.

Loch Ness is a famous loch. Alrigh ya bumfluffa!

How the scum from Liverpool say "The lot".

"I'm dead, dead dirty me, Alsations the Loch" (Bo Selecta)

a despicable creature

a bounding loche

(Verb)
1. To be slow.

2. When one is zoned out or lost.

Dude 1: Dude, you look loched, what happened?
Dude 2: Nothing, I just didn't get much sleep last night.

In Russian Loch, Means HERB, A low life, a person who was put on earth for no meaning

Ruben is a Loch because he picks on a smaller loch, Danny.

hella stoned

amy: you need to do your homework jen
jen: im trying. no can!
amy: hahaha allll loched

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im all loched