A fork of Rural Dictionary
An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M. Symptoms include: Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy" A green dick that matches your army uniform
"Dude, you got the MAIDS." "It's poison ivy, I swear!"
A girl with an amazing personality. She’s very beautiful and she doesn’t believe it. It’s easy to fall in love with her.
Look at Maide over there she looks good today
1. A girl or unmarried young woman. A maiden. 2. An abbreviation of maidservant or handmaiden: a female servant who cleans the house and waits on you.
1. The bride, a fair maid sixteen years of age, stood veiled beside a groom a decade older than her whom she had never met. 2. The lady of the manor ordered two maids to stop chatting and return to work.
A woman who you can order around and will clean and cook for you
The lady of the Manor caught two maids slacking off and ordered them to clean faster
a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.