A fork of Rural Dictionary
Maloning is an act of getting ahead in your career at the expense of someone else. This usually involves an act of violence- such as deliberatly injuring someone else.
Originates from the character 'Nomi Malone' in Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls. In this movie, Ms. Malone pushes a fellow Showgirl down the stairs to further her career in an act of Maloning. The other character pushed down the stairs was 'Maloned.'
"Tonya Harding totally Maloned Nancy Kerrigan."
When an insurance company has to shell out thousands of dollars in renovations due to faucet related damage
Nationwide totally got Maloned by Kyle
Maloneing (Malone-ing) is an adjective used to describe the manly qualities displayed by former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Mark Malone. These qualities include, but are not limited to: growing a mustache, taking your coffee black, enjoying a cigar, and avoiding, at all costs, the use of ketchup on your hot dog.
I was Maloneing so hard the other day with my black coffee and cigar. I threw the ketchup over the fence at my buddy's cookout when he attempted to put it on his dog. Also, my mustache is coming in nicely and is demanding respect.
A cute, kind girl in the Zelda series. Should belong with Link in Ocarina of Time. She looks adorable as a child, but becomes hot in seven years.
Malon's so precious, you just have to adore her.
A red headed girl who appears in Zelda: Ocarina of Time, who lives at Lon Lon Ranch. She teachs Link Epona's song which is her mothers song. She likes horses and likes to sing. She also has a crush on Link!
One having the penis the size of a prehistoric reptile, otherwise known as a dinosaur.
I knew after his dick hit water when he was shitting he was hung like a malone.