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Manday

Any day of the week when men get together and do manly things. This can include any or all of the following; making beef jerkey, shitting with the door open, talking about pussy, golfing, drinking, smoking, visiting strip clubs, watching sporting events, etc.

Broham, let's have a Manday next Friday. I smuggled in some Cubans from my trip to Cabo and am dying to play that sick course down south.

by MussManTooth April 14, 2011

Manday

The officialized retitling of the day Sunday during football season.

Jeff: "Dude, I'm so pumped for football season!" Jaxon: "Hell yeah, I'm ready to be sitting on my couch every single Manday this season."

by VoodooSoup December 16, 2010

manday

The day that replaced monday because the manly man took it over. It is the most manly day of the week. The day is full of testosterone. It is not the day for the wimpy man.

Jimmy: What is today Bob: Today is manday Jimmy:I thought it was monday Bob: No bitch today is manday the most manly day of the funkin year pussy. Jimmy: You scare me

by publo lopez Aka midget dick August 26, 2008

manday

A day (typically Monday) that manly men do manly things.

Sarah asks "Jereme would you like to stay at home and snuggle"? Jereme replies "Sorry, its manday. Jeff and I plan on splitting a keg of beer and lighting the neighbor’s wood pile on fire."

by Jereme April 16, 2007