A fork of Rural Dictionary
bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank
I caught her masterbateing and her dildo was in the other hand wiggling around with cum all over it while she was still playing with herself with the other hand I'm not gonna lie I started walking off she was moaning and cumming and then she had said my name and I came all on the floor that's when she turned around she knew I was there she laughed at me and told me to get the fuck out
To masturbate like a master
I masterbated really well yesterday.
Jacking off Whacking off Beating off Smacking the ho Beating the pig Whipping the Wayne Slapping the salami Whacking the wand Punishing the pubs Burning the beet Beating the beef Beating the meat Jerking the jerky Jerkin' the gherkin Working the slave Choking the chicken Or In redneck terms Buttering the corn Revving the engine Or Hunting the deer
I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation
how dumb people spell "masturbate"
i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!
Masturbation for professionals.
"You spelled masturbate wrong." "Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."
A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.
"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.