A fork of Rural Dictionary
im guessing about...maybe 98% of the world population? maybe just america...
1.) a person who practices masturbation on a regular basis.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.
Uncle Fucker, the masturbator from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.
Someone who is an excellent bait user when fishing. These people enjoy a simple life and usually do not like inappropriate online content.
Person1: Hey, did you see the latest video on Pornhub?
Person2: Eww, no way, I'm a masturbator
Person1: Oh, so do you like fishing?
Person2: nO, i'M a MaStUrBaToR tHaT dOeSn'T lIkE fIsHiNg. Yes I love fishing!
Person3: Hey guys, what's going on?
Person1: Shut the fuck up!
Person2: Yea, nobody likes you!
a master baiter on a fishing boat,
Jon has become a masturbator, he is no longer just the baiters aprentice
masturbator is something you’d be called if your a pro master of baiting,
timmy : yo!!>> my mom called me a masturbator
mike hawk : cool my homie, now let’s go be pro masturbators and go bait people,
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All these definitions make me want to masturbate
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I'm masturbating.