A fork of Rural Dictionary
its the sound that a retarted cow makes
regular cow:moo retarted cow: merr
Meaningless noise that can be used to mean anything, depending on body language and vocal tone. A common use is as a greeting. For this, the body language needs to be firendly - smiling, raised arm etc - and the word needs to be said loudly and clearly. It is particularly effective if the word is held on (in other words, saying merrrrrrrrrrrrrr). Another common use is just to drop it in moments that lack conversation, or to express boredom. Again, it works best to hold the word (merrrrrrrrrrrrrr), and to say it only through one half of your mouth as if muttering. It can be used as a way of agreement. In these cases it should be short, clear and often preceeded by 'ah'. The word comes from Buckinghamshire, UK and is the nonsesical muttering of a certain someone.
Yo merr! Merrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Ah merr What the merr
is an expression. and is also politically correct. said randomly instead of an answer. or is said out of boredom.
person: so, what did you do today? you: MERR! no one says anything for a minute you: MERR!
Refers to 'hey MERR!', which is often spoken in anger, offense, or confusion. There is no correct definition for this because no one knows what it means. Not because you are not smart enough, but more likely the creators of this word where drunk at the time. WARNING!: The oral pronunciation of this word is often followed by unexplainable laughter or uncontrollable vomiting.
Alicia: "You'll never believe what i just did!" Dan: "Fucked a goat?" Alicia: "HEY MERR! You say nice things to your girlfriend!" Dan: "Well, your a bitch-a-saurus!" Jen: "heyyyy merrrrrr!" Alicia: "You say nice things to Jen!"
Being merred out is the act of intaking painkillers and narcotics such as vikes, perks, oc's, roxy's etc. Anything to take the edge off is referred to as a merr. Smoking an L after enhances the feelings as well.
I'm so merred out I like merr and cigaretes - Lady Gaga