A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used for a pilot who makes you wonder how the hell they got through flight school.
(Term originating from aviation term: METAR, which is a weather observation at a specific airport)
Never fly Spirit. You'd swear the pilots are metards.
Pronounced mee-tard; simply put, an individual whose personal moral and cognitive development has been atrophied; by either self-delusional confidence in one's own abilities, or a refusal to see past one's own tastes and preferences.
Contentious, in that outside of a technical usage this word may be construed as offensive.
anyone that thinks of themselves first of all in any situation, is by definition a 'metard'
A person who ironically proves their own stupidity as they attempt to prove the ignorance of others. The word is condensed from "meta tard".
Person 1: "I'm trying to decide where to go on a vacation next year. I'm thinking of something near the Mediterranean. What do you think, Italy or Egypt?"
Person 2: "Do both, I mean.... hello... they're both in Europe... duh..."
Person 1: "Actually, Egypt is in Africa, you metard."
The inability to efficiently utilize the Washington Metro, mainly due to unfamiliarity with mass transit systems.
Examples of Metarded including riding the travel several stops in the wrong direction, switching trains at the Arlington Cemetery stop, and frequently missing,"doors closing, step back," by 30 seconds or less.