A fork of Rural Dictionary
Originating from a rouge Milano cookie, the exclamation "Milanos!" is used to express surprise over the uncalled for invasion of one's private crotch space with the hand or other body part.
Joe called Milanos on Jeff when Jeff accidentally put his hand on Joe's thigh
1. n. A female friend who shows up to support another female friend but instead uses the opportunity to whore attention for herself.
Also, generally:
2. n. A disingenuous opportunist.
Alyssa showed up at Christine’s father’s funeral feigning to care about Christine’s feelings, but it was obvious Alyssa was being a milano, just wanting everyone to see her new boobs in a low-cut dress.