A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.
What you need:
-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack
-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes
-A smile and bag of jokes
The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.
When a middle-aged woman goes out on the town and whose main objective is to find younger men.
They are just stirring in their dens, about to start milfing about. By tonight their cougar instincts will be peaking
Short for "mother I'd like to fuck". It is a term for a woman who is the mother of someone your age, who you'd like to have sex with. The term was popularised by the movie "American Pie" (1999).
I don't like my new class mate, but his mother is hot. She's a MILF.
1. Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck
A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them.
2. MILF also stands for the "Moro Islamic Liberation Front", who are based in the Southern Phillipines and were created in 1978. Their primary goals are to establish an independant homeland, governed under Sharia law, for the Moro peoples.
It should be noted that I did not even know of the existance of the "Moro Islamic Liberation Front" before today, and that in everyday conversation MILF is far more likely tomean the first definition and not the latter.
Your mum is a MILF, dude
I saw this total MILF getting off the bus today
Is an acronoym:
Stands for mother I'd like to fuck.
Can also stand for man I love fishing.
I myself am a fan of hot moms and fishing.
Stifler's mom is a milf. Your mother is also a milf.
A hot ass mom you wanna smash and kill all night long.
M.I.L.F. - Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck
"Dayum! yo Johnny yo mom is a straight up MILF! I wanna hit that!"