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Miped

The past tense of receiving an mip. Getting caught and charged with possession of alcohol.

Zach and Will got MIPed over spring break. Dude, if you go to that party you’re going to get miped.

by T1923 November 03, 2019

miped

no idea. my little cousin said it and i wanna know

“i got miped last night, party buses are a trap

by jackenthal February 04, 2018

mipe

The right testicle.

by The clit commander April 09, 2003

mipe

the art of wanking or fingering using a baseball mit (any size or colour)

i used to love my boyfriend then i found out he loves to mipe

by jackass April 17, 2004

Mipe

a funny joke

per 1#: hello? per 2#: do you sell mipe? per 1#: what is mipe? per 2#: MIPE ALLS IN YOUR MOUTH AHAHAHAH

by garfilbert May 21, 2022

mipes

a word used in mokey's show 426 - superhero joke directing to "my balls in your mouth"

the jokester: do you sell mipes? grooby: no what is that the jokester: my balls in your mouth

by hasjfisdjfkm October 16, 2023

miping

Media Induced Panicking as seen during the mass hysteria of the 2020 Covid19 global pandemic, where the Brits stocked up on toilet paper, the Dutch stocked up on cannabis, the US stocked up on guns & ammo, and the world economy crashed into a recession.

Bob: Professor Broseph, do you remember 2020? Professor Broseph Economy: Indeed, we experienced a catastrophic global economy crash due to miping. I went into negative equity thanks to it! I also couldn't wipe my arse because there was no toilet paper. Adrianus: Ja, but I was high all the time

by CoronaVirusBoi March 16, 2020