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Mollywhop

Mollywhop-(V.)1.When a grown man beats another grown man as if he were a girl under the age of 10. Getting mollywhopped is not a regular beatdown, but a beating where the victim is so physically or mentally incapable of fighting back they go down like a little bitch.

2.When a man beats another person using only the head of their penis seeMushroom Stamp. For the best example, an imprint of the penis head should be visible for a minimum of 2 days after.

1.You shoulda seen Debo mollywhop that faggot. He stomped a mudhole in his ass!

2.Her face was so covered in mushroom stamps after that mollywhopping, it looked like she had an allergic reaction to dick.

by Mike McGrath October 20, 2005

Mollywhop

Slang term, to be beat up or to be beaten up. Threat.

You better shut up before I mollywhop you

by Austin Favreau May 06, 2008

Mollywhop

1. To beat someone senseless
2. Fisticuffs between two people, where the loser cannot be recognized by his own family.
3. Ass beating

If you handlobraes the wrong person, you may be mollywhopped.

by iLLt3ck June 06, 2003

Mollywhop

To Steal something, Hit something or someone, smack someone, hump someone, take something

Suzie Mollywhopped Johnny Last night in my bed.
Tiff Mollywhopped Simon in the face with her right fist

by Spliffany June 03, 2006

Mollywhop

To get in that ass so good that when they wake up from getting their head mangled, nose crumpled, teeth extracted, brain jumbled, cheeks lifted, eyes crossed, chin tapped, and what ever else the mafia used to do.

The white boy called a group of black panthers in the middle of a black power rally "n_word" and got his honkey dorey ass mollywhopped.

by UNCLE FUSS December 28, 2014

mollywhopped

When you want to fight someone,, or describe what you are going to do to them in the fight.

That beezy was talking mess, she is going to get mollywhopped.

by MilesInferno April 09, 2008

mollywhopped

1.to get knocked out

1.Noval's mom was hella sexy so I mollywhopped her pussy.
2.Angel mollywhopped Andreas and he didn't recover for hours.

by John Hungwell May 09, 2005