A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. to bludgeon with a phallus.
2. to bash someone's cheeks with your cock (usually post-facial).
Did you see Jen's bruised cheeks today? That bitch was MOLLYWHOPPED!
to very brutally attack someone
"he is in the hospital because i mollywhopped his punk ass"
Mollywhop-(V.)1.When a grown man beats another grown man as if he were a girl under the age of 10. Getting mollywhopped is not a regular beatdown, but a beating where the victim is so physically or mentally incapable of fighting back they go down like a little bitch.
2.When a man beats another person using only the head of their penis seeMushroom Stamp. For the best example, an imprint of the penis head should be visible for a minimum of 2 days after.
1.You shoulda seen Debo mollywhop that faggot. He stomped a mudhole in his ass!
2.Her face was so covered in mushroom stamps after that mollywhopping, it looked like she had an allergic reaction to dick.
When you want to fight someone,, or describe what you are going to do to them in the fight.
That beezy was talking mess, she is going to get mollywhopped.