A fork of Rural Dictionary
When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers
Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos
When you want to say "neat", but be weird about it.
"Neato cheeto."
"Caleb, wtf does that mean? I just said my grandma died."