A fork of Rural Dictionary
(verb) to talk about how dangerous corona virus is and promote CDC guidelines, while simultaneously not following CDC guidelines.
Nancy Pelosi Newsomed at a fucking hair salon with no mask.
The last name of a man who has a good heart but let’s his woman control his life. He will be your best friend and is very loyal but, he will put his significant other first. Extremely jealous and, will choose to settle rather than follow his heart. Deserving of true love he will chose a life of familiarity and comfortability rather than love and, happiness. He can be a asshole at times but, that’s just the way Newsome’s are.
Dude, your a total Newsome right now!
Being a bonafide hustler, never w/o money, grind till person get it, always on P's and Q's, a legend too every dat knows or heard of dat person
Man dat nigga JT a newsome, he too real, can't nobody stop dat guy.
Newsom - the surname of the smartest people in the planet.
"I don't know the answer to question 12!" "Well, ask Newsom! He's crazy smart!"
Verb. To sleep with your good friend and campaign manager's wife, be an unabashed alcoholic (by showing up at a dying policeman's bedside totally wasted) and still look damn good doing it. (Also helps if you once authorized same sex marriages in your city).
I can't believe I just won the election for mayor! This town is going to get Newsomed!
When a man cums into another man's anus. Then proceeds to felch his own semen from his partners rectum with a straw. At this point he then feeds his own semen back to his partner in the form of a snow ball.
Rob called in sick to work yesterday after his weekend activities in which he was Newsom'd by a large back man which actually resulted in anal bleedage.