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Newts

NUTS

Man 1: I'll eat 6 pounds of my own shit for 30 bucks Man 2: That's newts

by CrustyNotCrispy April 08, 2019

Newts

The quintessential gentleman sniper. Was born with a rifle in his hands. Can be used to confirm an exceptional shot with a rifle.

Hunter 1: Did you hear about that shot that guy made? Hunter 2: Yeah, I heard it was a real Newts!

by Yippikia February 27, 2013

Newted

English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.

“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!” “Did he get potted?” “No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”

by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016

Newt

A character from the Maze Runner that deserved better.

Person: who’s Newt? TMR fans: 250 bitch.

by A5kay5 August 15, 2018

Newt

Someone that is not dead

Wow that guy is newt( not dead)

by Newtlover February 20, 2018

Newt

Noun. He's a character from the popular series "The Maze Runner." By James Dashner. He is named after Issac Newton, the man who discovered Gravity. In the book he is described as tall blonde and muscular with a limp which is later brought back up again in "The Death Cure." Played by Thomas Brodie- Sangster in the blockbuster film with Dylan O'brien, he has an English accent and throws the word "bloody" into places where is sometimes doesn't belong. Newt is a crucial character to the plot in every single book. He was one of the origanl gladers in the maze and works in the garden. He doesn't like going against any of the rules set by Alby, who assinged him to be in charge when he isn't around.

"Oh my god! I'm reading the maze runner books now! They are so good!" "Really? Who's your favourite character?" "Newt." **sobs on floor**

by mishaaaaaaaaa June 23, 2015

Newt

A character in the maze runner trilogy. Played by Thomas Brodie-Sangster in the movies, Newt survived the first two movies with the help of his friends and his boyfriend Thomas (NEWTMAS!!!) until James Dashner killed him off (wHY) in the Death cure. Newt was known as the ‘glue’ because he held everyone together.

Newt deserved better

by ROse sangster123 May 30, 2018