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Night Crawler

Someone who shows up at the house ninja style for a booty call, sneaks in the house, and crawls into your bed.

Did any night crawlers show up at your house last night.

by Kevintps May 25, 2007

Night Crawler

A low key term used to inform your buddy that jail bait is present. (night crawlers = bait.)

Michael wanted to make a move on the group of girls at the party but was quickly briefed by a fellow bro that they were night crawlers... Michael didn't care. Ryan didn't sleep for a week after finding out he raw dogged a night crawler he met at the halloween party. (2 bro's at Coachella) This place is littered with Night Crawlers! I know I'm loving it!

by Assault Rifle May 05, 2011

Night Crawler

A worm used for fishing. It is very long and thick. Anything but Trout go after it

When we went fishing we used night crawlers for bait and the boy caught a 2 pound bass.

by davetheboss1223 April 09, 2018

Night Crawler

A creepy, drunk person that fondles and/or molests you when your passed out, only for you to come concious like WTF. AKA Night Crawling Spalunker. Someone that fucks you when your passed out.

Ugh, Jonny is such a fucking night crawler Ima beat his ass

by annab342 March 06, 2009

Night Crawlers

A suggestively homosexual game played by Charlie and Frank from the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The game consists of Frank and Charlie crawling around in the night together like worms.

"Why do we never play night crawlers anymore huh frank?"

by Butta Steez October 12, 2009

Night Crawlers

A suggestively homosexual game created by Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The game consists of people crawling around in the night on the floor of a dark room together like worms in sleeping bags, one would assume. The game has been played by Charlie Kelly for years according to an old friend "Schmitty", who also suggests it be taken up a notch with the implementation of blankets, “They could be the dirt!” Frank enthuses. “Or a force field,” Schmitty suggests. Charlie dislikes the idea saying it is an “imagination-based game".

Why do we never play night crawlers anymore, HUH?!?

by Jake Jawesome June 30, 2011

Night Crawlers

Exactly what it sounds like.

Billy, please show the jury where he touched you when you played night crawlers.

by Edward Mulligan December 10, 2009