A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another term for "Peeping Tom", usually wrote in note-to-note conversations or chat program.
1. He's being such a nostril!
2. Dance with me just this once or I will be your private nostril!
v. To engage in the act of using one's nose as a phallus in the asshole of another person.
"My boyfriend has a really big nose and a really small dick, so often times instead of anal sex, he will nostrilate me."
A nostrile is a more epic nostril.
It's like what Chuck Norris has.
"Yo, I pity the fool!", said Mr. T, flaring his mighty nostriles
Representative (D) Henry Waxman's most distinctive facial feature. Word coined by Rush limbaugh.
Henry 'Nostrilitis' Waxman spoke for 5 minutes in the committee hearing and made the usual ass of himself.