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Old as f*ck.

Damn, I feel OAF today .

Old as fuck

My boss is oaf

Short for 'Open Ass Fart', To OAF is when you hold your butt cheeks open and fart. With your butt cheeks spread your butthole opens and makes a quiet wind noise but the deadly smell will consume the room.

'Omg look it's Jenny and her friends, they're always so mean to me' 'Why don't you go over and OAF at them? That'll teach them' 'You know what, why not!'

An OAF is a derogatory term for the elderly meaning 'Old As Fuck'

'The car in front is so slow!' 'Must be an OAF driving'

An acronym for 'Old as fuck' - Pronounced as spelled. Used to describe an old person, also usually a luddite.

Damn - Your dad had to call you from his house phone to ask you how to send a txt on his cell phone? He must be OAF!

A stupid, uncultured person

You fucking oaf

Odd as fuck

Person 1: Wow, dude, I can' believe I just saw a midget knight with a flaming sword riding a unicorn. Person 2: Yeah, that shit was OAF.