A fork of Rural Dictionary
One of my friends or, as on Twitter: one of my followers
oomf sent me a lovely birthday card.
Means "one of my friends" that she told you not to worry about but fucks them anyway
Beth: *writing message* Andy: BABE WHAT THE FUCK DOES OOMF MEAN Beth: calm down just One of my friends don't worry about him Andy: *goes to her house* Beth: bae whatcha doin here? Andy: Who's that? Beth: OOMF Andy: WHY IS U NAKED HOE
Oomf stands for "one of my followers" on twitter.
"oomf has to stop sharing pictures of her abs."
Twitter tag. #Oomf is mentioning someone anonymously. #Oomf could be your crush, ex, or a person you just don't want to mention directly.
I saw #Oomf today he looked super hot. karma will get back at #Oomf
your crush maybe, someone anonymous you don't want to mention their name
*post sad tweet* puts oomf as caption
an onomatopoeia used to describe a person of extreme attractiveness
Lilly sees a hot guy at the mall Lilly: OOMF *heart eyes*