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a term used when someone is constantly spaced out and or constantly concerned about their appearance, specifically hair, using massive amounts of hairspray at inappropriate times; leading to the depletion of the ozone layer.

Wow, that girl is such an Ozone.

A not so cool person who likes feet

Ozone likes feet.

If a girl is an ozone she has a good face but bad looking body, since ozone is good up high in the atmosphere, but bad down low.

Guy 1: That girl is pretty good looking.

Guy 2: She just has a good looking face! What an ozone!

The ozone is like a condom and global warming is herpies. Condoms protects us from herpies. YAY ozone!

condom is to herpies as ozone is to global warming

busted, broken, dead, or otherwise not working.
stems from out of order and the molecule ozone, which is 3 oxygen atoms.

Out Of Order = O.O.O. = O3 = Ozone

That stupid vending machine ozoned on me! Took my dollar and didn't give me a Dr Pepper!

1) A layer of the stratosphere of earth that contains molecules of ozone, an allotrope of oxygen containing 3 atoms of oxygen. Its purpose is to protect us from ultraviolet sun rays.
2) A Romainian pop band, made famous by Gary Brolsma's webcam video of himself fearlessly dancing to a song now known as Numa Numa.

1. Lets not destroy the ozone layer, kids!
2. "Maaii-a-hiii! Ozone rocks!"

A popular band in Europe, specifically Muldova (a country located right next to Romania). Famous for the song 'Dragostea Din Tei' or as other people know it, the 'Numa Numa' song.

'Maiihiii, maiihaa'--lyrics from Ozone's 'Dragostea Din Tei'